Don Jon (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 2013)

“Ever see that movie Shame? ‘Bout some guy who likes to jerk it. Frankly, that shit was depressing. I mean, am I supposed to be ashamed for liking to jerk off? Get this, my girl’s a dime. Perfect tits. Perfect ass. She’s the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I love her. Honest to God I do. But she was holding out on me. Teasing me and making me work for it. Hell, I even took a night class because of her. Self-improvement she calls it. What’s a guy supposed to do? Just blue-ball it? That shit is irreversible.

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